Funny Story

We were at a Bible study tonight and a woman there told the funniest story I have heard this year. This couple were given a very large live turkey which they were going to kill and eat. They picked the turkey up in their car and did not want the turkey messing up the car so that tied the turkey's feet together and put him in a garbage bag with nothing but his head sticking out and the bag tied around his neck. They got him home and they set him down to go make a phone call and when they went back the turkey had gotten his legs free and outside of the bag. He was standing there with his head and legs out of the bag. The husband took the turkey out back to shoot him so that his wife could clean the bird. She could not bare to see him kill the turkey so she waited around front where she heard 2 gun shots. He return to her saying the bird was ready to clean and when she got her knife and returned to the bird and it was still alive. She went back to him and said could you come and kill that dead turkey again. God bless you.